They Call Me Sal

June 2, 2012 2:02 pm
ungodly-thoughts-about-gerard: die-together: foremmaforverago: stained-red: gerard-gay: gerard-gay: im reblogging this again because holy shit nothing in this whole wide world makes me happier wow  ok one more time im sorry im shaking and crying so hard and wow i hate myself but he’s so fucking happy and thats ok wow  You cannot blame me for my obsession ever because it’s not my fault it’s his. he needs to stop being so gorgeous okay tons of teenage girls are dying from heart palpitations because of his smile Ohhhhhhhhhhh <333333333333333333333333333333 xchgbjgvfcjgvhsdgfhdshgfjhAGDJHGFJHAGSHJGFHJSAGHJGFKJHAfhkjhLKHJDSHFDKJS  Dear Gerard Way please stop being cute because your beauty hurts me a lot.  perf

ungodly-thoughts-about-gerard:

die-together:

foremmaforverago:

stained-red:

gerard-gay:

gerard-gay:

im reblogging this again because holy shit nothing in this whole wide world makes me happier wow 

ok one more time im sorry im shaking and crying so hard and wow i hate myself but he’s so fucking happy and thats ok wow 

You cannot blame me for my obsession ever because it’s not my fault it’s his.

he needs to stop being so gorgeous okay tons of teenage girls are dying from heart palpitations because of his smile

Ohhhhhhhhhhh <333333333333333333333333333333 xchgbjgvfcjgvhsdgfhdshgfjhAGDJHGFJHAGSHJGFHJSAGHJGFKJHAfhkjhLKHJDSHFDKJS 

Dear Gerard Way please stop being cute because your beauty hurts me a lot. 

perf

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May 30, 2012 10:31 pm

darkdayzinthefayz:

That the 90s promoted having a token black friend

wtf Little Rascals/ Our Gang were made in the freaking 1930s and 40s this was a remake and Charlie Brown was started in the 1950s and Matilda was published in 1988…

It wasn’t the 90s buddy, if anything it was the 1900s

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10:28 pm

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10:27 pm

Jennifer Lawrence….How do I even begin to describe Jennifer Lawrence?

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10:21 pm

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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10:20 pm

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10:12 pm

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5:24 pm

caldicoy:

The Devil Wears Prada starring Emily Blunt.

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May 28, 2012 10:45 pm

When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

nothingelsetodohere:

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10:41 pm

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10:25 pm

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9:10 pm
  • Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
  • Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
  • California Person: Oh great, more fog.
  • Spirit World: Haha.
  • Canadian Person: IT'S FINALLY SPRING! HOLY SHIT!
8:53 pm

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3:25 pm

I second it!

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3:16 pm

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